C-2 Week One- Episode 2
Dumb and Dumber
Criminal Bloopers is a funny show about how stupid criminals can be.
Well, an episode played out at the Camp this week. Before I tell you about it,
I would like to say that Itty has kept it moving. She felt guilty while I was
ironing clothes, and said:
"I will access you a little later." And, of course, later will never come. It is going
to be really interesting when she has to circle back. They always do. Prison is
the task of constantly trying to balance being kind, Godly, and pulling up your
fellow woman to make each other better in this storm, to dodging the snakes
as they constantly try to bite you. It is not easy, but I do it well.
Tigger, who looks like a swollen Nutty Professor, where Eddie Murphy played
a double role, has always been a rodent. This time, in trying to sink her girlfriend,
she burned herself. She stated that her girlfriend was on the phone talking to her
husband, and she yelled into the phone:
"Quick bringing her those contraband cigarettes, and she's s____king my p#%&y!"
Of course the husband did not believe the rachetness. Who would when your wife
is 100 pounds, white, and a fem/not gay? Well, the purpose of her rave was to
cut off her girlfriend's money, and at the same time cut off her extra-curricular
activity. Never in a thousand years did she expect the "law" to come six deep and
arrest her, double lock her, take her camp status, and ship her out of here in
handcuffs. See, when she was yelling all this profanity, she forgot the the prison
rule is when you are caught having sex, you are locked up immediately. The same
principle applies when you yell through the telephone that you were having sex.
Who does that? Tigger, you are the bama of the day, the donkey of the day,
and the world's stupidest criminal ever.
Moral of the story is as my grandmother always preached to me:
When you dig a ditch for someone, always dig one for yourself also, because Karma
is going to serve you- its unavoidable.
The Felonista
Rhonda Turpin
fb/rhondaturpin
August 28, 2014
Dumb and Dumber
Criminal Bloopers is a funny show about how stupid criminals can be.
Well, an episode played out at the Camp this week. Before I tell you about it,
I would like to say that Itty has kept it moving. She felt guilty while I was
ironing clothes, and said:
"I will access you a little later." And, of course, later will never come. It is going
to be really interesting when she has to circle back. They always do. Prison is
the task of constantly trying to balance being kind, Godly, and pulling up your
fellow woman to make each other better in this storm, to dodging the snakes
as they constantly try to bite you. It is not easy, but I do it well.
Tigger, who looks like a swollen Nutty Professor, where Eddie Murphy played
a double role, has always been a rodent. This time, in trying to sink her girlfriend,
she burned herself. She stated that her girlfriend was on the phone talking to her
husband, and she yelled into the phone:
"Quick bringing her those contraband cigarettes, and she's s____king my p#%&y!"
Of course the husband did not believe the rachetness. Who would when your wife
is 100 pounds, white, and a fem/not gay? Well, the purpose of her rave was to
cut off her girlfriend's money, and at the same time cut off her extra-curricular
activity. Never in a thousand years did she expect the "law" to come six deep and
arrest her, double lock her, take her camp status, and ship her out of here in
handcuffs. See, when she was yelling all this profanity, she forgot the the prison
rule is when you are caught having sex, you are locked up immediately. The same
principle applies when you yell through the telephone that you were having sex.
Who does that? Tigger, you are the bama of the day, the donkey of the day,
and the world's stupidest criminal ever.
Moral of the story is as my grandmother always preached to me:
When you dig a ditch for someone, always dig one for yourself also, because Karma
is going to serve you- its unavoidable.
The Felonista
Rhonda Turpin
fb/rhondaturpin
August 28, 2014
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